hoyster 

N. A person in a state of horniness derived from mass consumption of oysters. From the English "Horny" (a feeling of randy-ness) and "Oyster " (a slimy muscle of the see). The term was coined by 3 ballers at Oyster Fest 2013.

Dude, I ate so many oysters, I'm such a hoyster.

Dude, you wanna shuck some hoysters tonight?

hoyster by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

holster sniffer 

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.

That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!

holster sniffer by Pipsi July 28, 2008

Holster Whore 

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.

Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.

Holster Whore by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009

Inside Holster 

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.

I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.

Inside Holster by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020

Hysteria Merchant 

Any talking head that makes a living spreading hysteria. CNN, Fox News, and the like harbor them.
Sean Hannity, Don Lemon, Bill O'Riley, Wolf Blitzer, Bret Baier, Rachel Maddow, Van Jones, and so on.

The asshole hysteria merchants on Fox and CNN want to keep everybody in a state of fear with the relentless bullshit

they sell to the mindless idiots who worship them.

Hysteria Merchant by IH8JIGS November 30, 2021

Holster throat 

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick

I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!

Holster throat by Oliver cloths off June 1, 2016

Hysterical 

adjective
1.
deriving from or affected by uncontrolled extreme emotion.
2.
PSYCHIATRY
relating to, associated with, or suffering from hysteria

“1 - hysterical laughter"
“2 - the doctor thinks the condition is partly hysterical"

Hysterical by SirHiccle December 23, 2018