SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.

That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.

by MikeBigD July 23, 2010

hottie

A very attractive person; can be either male or female.

John and Ruth are two major hotties at our school.

by WindWaker68 July 22, 2004

regulation hottie

Someone who has the looks/features to be hot but isn't "noticed" yet.

"That new chick is a regulation hottie."

by Nina Sakura March 30, 2009

Hottie Dadain

Used to describe beautiful woman, when one word isn't enough, or you cannot find a word to describe.

Sean: Hey Jason, Check out that Hottie. What can you say about her??
Jason: She is most definetly a Hottie Dadain.

by Drew371 August 24, 2011

Hotisserie

A hotisserie is when a person is penetrated orally and either vaginally or anally at the same time. The two penises inserted at both ends function similar to a skewer allowing the penetrated person to be lifted and spun around like a piece of meat being grilled on a rotisserie.

When I arrived home early from work I discovered my girlfriend playing hotisserie with 2 guys from work.

by Finn Gerbang July 31, 2018

hottie hypnosis

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

hotring

asspain the next day from eating spicy ethnic food. Actually enjoyed by some brave souls.

"Throw some more habs into that chili"
"No way, bro, they give me hotring."

by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005