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Holey Harrison 

n. The curious art in which one soaks a girl (preferably dead) in a bath tub for 7 days and then proceeds to insert their own holes. In addition they have intercourse with said holes. This action is named after Harrison Ford who was considered an extreme sexual deviant.
Your sister was not happy when i tryed to give her a holey harrison. She was a struggler.
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Holey Poley Hoe 

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
Holey Poley Hoe by Old Skool October 26, 2018

holey water 

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"
holey water by Spycho August 5, 2003
1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!
holey by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Holey Peanut 

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.
0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...
Holey Peanut by Antman April 1, 2004

Plot-Holey Book

A slang term for the Bible that emphesizes the book's large number of plot holes and contradictions.
God kills more than 2,000 people in the Plot-Holey Book, despite declaring that "Thou shalt not kill."

holey hat trick 

Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.
How did it go with that girl last night?

I pulled the holey hat trick!
holey hat trick by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014