Mobile Homiphobia

1. The fear of entering a mobile home through the back door.
2. Tim Hardaway condition
3. The fear of a mobile home park driving your housing value down.

John was suffering from a case of mobile homiphobia when he saw all the crap blocking the way to the back door of the mobile home.

Tim Hardaway shouting from his cell phone that he hated rainbows was a distinct case of mobile homiphobia.

by Zephyr32 February 22, 2007

homlephobia

The fear of homeless homosexuals

We found out John had homlephobia right after the bum tried to sell his "services" to us.

by BRICK_DEEZY March 12, 2014

Homephobic

Someone who is afraid of being home. Always going out, even when it’s not fun or affordable just so they don’t have to be at home.

Person 1: “Yo, Gabi is a homephobic. She’s always going out and can never stay home.”

Person 2: “I’ve never seen anyone more afraid of spending time alone at home.”

by DirtyDi. April 13, 2023

homophobia

A severe condition, usually prominent in Republicans and most of American culture, leading one to:
- innacurately use bible quotings for the justification of killing homosexuals
- restrict the rights of millions
- hide in their rooms crying if they looked at the nude body of one of the same gender and did not vomit
- insessantly call things "Gay"

My mom won't let me go out for the big ethnicity-bashing because of my cerfew! That is so GAY!

by =^..^= February 20, 2005

homophobiasexual

One who is attracted to homophobics.

Willy: Hey baby!!
Tim: Hey now im not gay...
Willy: cool me either.
Tim: sure ur not... fag, get away from me.
Willy: no im a Homophobiasexual.
Tim: wtf is that??
Willy: im attracted to homophobics
Tim: ooh well in that case whats your number??

by Drummaboi09 September 25, 2007

homophobiaphobia

The fear of those who fear queers.

If you hope Rick Santorum gets caught in a rent-boy sting, you might just suffer from homophobiaphobia.

by orangefoxca September 8, 2012

Hymenphobia

The fear of having sex with a virgin, because you will get blood on your pecker.

"Man I totally f'ed that chick in the butt dude."

"really, why in the butt?"

"I'd rather have poop on my dick that blood"

by CaseyDDR November 25, 2004