Homecoming Dump 

Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.

Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!

Homecoming Dump by HowCanWeBeLovers March 31, 2011

Homecoming Hitboxes 

Homecoming (or public testing) hitboxes is a phrase most commonly used in the Roblox fighting-party moab game community Project Submus Accudo fan base when a attack (usually a melee) does not register when it should. This being a direct reference to the first public test build for 1.0 (or the full release of the game/homecoming update) where there was a bug in the hitboxes that didnt register most melee attacks and/or delayed them, making most of the brawlers and assassins unviable. This bug was fixed after the developers break ended along with the other bugs in public testing build/demo 1

person 1: hey did you see that? that should of hit! These are like homecoming Hitboxes

person 2: didn’t know homecoming part 2 came out! Thought geomaster fixed it!

Homecoming Hitboxes by Mii_Gunslinger April 9, 2021

ghettoest homecoming on earth 

GHOE = ghettoest homecoming on earth

you going to GHOE? you mean NC A&T's homecoming? ...naw it's GHOE...the "ghettoest homecoming on earth"

ghettoest homecoming on earth by glimmerman2 October 16, 2019

Homecoming 

dance that the freshmen and sophomores go to to have "fun" but really look gey, may be accompanied with a date, making you a non loser unlike me. you may eat green chips and die of food poisoning, usually cots 10-15 dollars to dance to crappy music and wish you weren't a loser who couldent find a date.

im such a loser i cant even get a date to homecoming

Homecoming by Smogersnots October 15, 2004

Homecoming Day 

A day after the end of time when all souls are reunited in truth. Archaic Dianetics and Scientology terminology. Eskaton.

Homecoming day is predicted by the Mayans and Nostradamos to be in 2012.

Homecoming Day by Old Salt November 10, 2007

Homecomingcall 

when dates hook up after homecoming

hey, i cant go to the party, i have homecomingcall with my new girl.

Homecomingcall by rowzieee November 5, 2010

Homecoming hammed 

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.

Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).

Homecoming hammed by drunkiness May 26, 2013