by A12A12 December 06, 2010
The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 08, 2009
Hey Dougie this floor really looks like Zac Ass hole said Andrew then Dougie reply’s well that why they call us glue Smoothers.
by GRKPSI October 09, 2020
army sergeant who breaks up on facebook because he has the balls to fight for his country but not be a gentleman; also talks to many girls at the same time in different area codes because who knows when you could be stationed in THAT area; disguises himself as man of your dreams, but will rob you of your dignity blindly; was too fat to be in the marines, too stupid to be in the navy, and too blind to be in the air force
he was the hole of the ass of the army, and he thought he could have his cake and eat it too.
by getapiece December 13, 2009
a morbidly obease person. usually not very nice or smart. also are known to fart a times that ruin thier father in laws' social occasions.
fater in law: hey, who farted?
dude: probably your son in law.
father in law: oh, what a fat ass hole
dude: i agree, he is fat and he just farted and ruined yet another one of your social occasions.
dude: probably your son in law.
father in law: oh, what a fat ass hole
dude: i agree, he is fat and he just farted and ruined yet another one of your social occasions.
by little turk face November 18, 2008
Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Ass Hole!
by Mad Dog Adams April 21, 2008
When one person doesn't want to date another person but at the same time doesn't want to not date that person, resulting in an awkward limbo of confusion that lasts who knows how long.
"He's been talking to her for 8 months but won't ask her to date him? That guy must be into ass-hole dating.
by TallyTod May 22, 2017