Hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult and belittle people for doing the same things they do.

Taylor: Trey your a piece of shit for being a cheater. I hate cheaters they are the devil!

Trey: I’m not saying cheating is right because it’s most definitely not. But sometimes people get treated badly, which causes them to do something they regret.

Taylor: gets caught cheating on husband months later!

Taylor would be the perfect example of a hypocrite for belittling Trey for cheating but goes and does it herself.

by Bell Pepper Slayer June 5, 2021

Grammar Hypocrite

Noun-

A person who makes grammatical mistakes while correcting grammar errors in another individual's post.

Original Poster: I went to there house.
Grammar Hypocrite: Moron! It's 'their house', not 'there house'. Your righting is atrocious! Learn the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're.'

by jendriel July 10, 2009

fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.

I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.

by nuytsia October 15, 2009

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

The Facebook Hypocrite

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013

hippycrite

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.

James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!

by wassonthen February 28, 2011

hypocrite

a person who makes out that they're against something, then does the thing they where against

a person stands up for a bullying victim then later supports the bully and his ways

by hipo May 13, 2003