Facebook Hibernation 

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months

Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!

Facebook Hibernation by Zeuskog April 22, 2009

Extreme Hibernation 

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.

Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.

Extreme Hibernation by Socretez January 4, 2008

vaginal hibernation 

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

vaginal hibernation by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation 

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

Fornication Hibernation by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

Bisexual hibernation 

When a bisexual finally feels bisexual after a long time, or when I bisexual comes out as bisexual

Boy: what are u so peppy about

Girl: I came out of bisexual hibernation

Boy: Oo cool what made u

Girl: sweater weather duh

Bisexual hibernation by Lil_sunflower December 30, 2020

Power-hibernation 

A short period of rest where body lowers brain function and oxygen intake while not fully asleep in order to pass time.

The train ride triggers power-hibernation.

Power-hibernation by hermiTense July 18, 2022

the hibernation technique 

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.

Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

the hibernation technique by justin capps February 29, 2004