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Hexasexual

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
by KansasKitten March 15, 2010
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herosexual

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.
Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.
by Manlychin August 3, 2009
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horsexual

Someone who is attracted to horses sexually
Danny is horsexual
by green_barancles November 21, 2016
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Helisexual

When a person sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. If a person doesnt like that they are a Heliphobe.
Hey fuck you mom i am Helisexual
by FaZe_xX_PuzziD3str0yer_Xx December 13, 2016
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Heatsexual

A made up sexuality about a person who ''goes in heat'' even if they aren't an animal or a female, and all I know is that Roblox Heat and Gacha Heat exists. This is cursed and is mocking the LGBTQIA+ community. They think that they're valid and in the LGBTQIA+ community, but all they're doing is being dumb. Heat is not a sexuality, it is something that happens to animals. (ah yes, ''dlgbtqia+'')
Example in a couple of sentences:
Person 1: H-hey... I'm c-coming out...
Person 2: Go off king, I respect you
Person 1: I-I'm heatsexual... >ώ< UwU, I-I'm in heat r-r-right now..!! C-could you h-help m-me..~?
Person 2: BAHHAHAA PLS TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
Person 1: W-what does s-satire m-mean? >O<
Person 2: Oh my god. Cease. First of all, you are a boy. Second of all, you are NOT an animal.
Person 1: H-huh?~ B-but I'm a cat!! >o<
Person 2: I'm tired of this goodbye
by sophibanana October 16, 2021
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Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.
a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...
by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011
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Hoesexual

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity
Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me
by Femolly December 19, 2016
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