.hildegardd

she is a person that is obsessed with nora hildegard. i mean can we blame her?

.hildegardd on tiktok loves nora hildegard. you should too!

by .hildegardd June 8, 2021

hildemarie

hildemarie has legs for days, messy hair and typically a knee that’s a little bit fucked up. she is most probably not of the heterosexual orientation. she definitely cries a lot, but that’s only because it’s hard being a cancer and a swiftie at the same time. she might come off as shy at first, but hildemarie is one of the sweetest and most swag people you will ever meet. once she lets you in, you’re staying, because she’s loyal asf. she’s so kind and sweet, but can also be a bad bitch (when listening to reputation album ofc). she’s very approachable and will always react with kindness. hildemarie is the kind of person you’d want to meet. if you don’t have a hildemarie in your life, go find one, right now!

e.g. who’s that girl over there who’s been crying to that 10 minute taylor swift song all night? oh, that’s hildemarie.

by lanalovesyouu November 21, 2021

Hilderbranding

The act of saying the most ridiculous shit in a vain attempt to remain relevant.

"5G was invented by the lizard people who run the government."
"Dude, stop Hilderbranding."

Named for Murdoch Media opinion writer Joe Hilderbrand

by Snappahed April 2, 2022

hilderhoff

your mother

hilderhoff is gay

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Hildebrand Syndrome

An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.

I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.

What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?

by DrSreud January 3, 2024

Ge-hilde-d

When someone explains something to you like you are a child.

That poor girl just was ge-hilde-d.

by Bobbelgang November 27, 2018

Justin hilder

Dumb ugly 5ft cunt

Look at justin hilder the fucking 5ft ugly ass cunt

by Justin hilder June 8, 2019