Hatterene

A Pokémon with too much rule 34, almost as much as Gardevoir.

Person 1: Daaaaaammmn Hatterene got them thicc thighs!

Person 2: You know that counts as beastiality, right?

by just a fellow girl gamer February 12, 2020

hatteras press

The push ups you do to make your arm muscles flare before spending the day on the tank-top on a Hatteras in the Hamptons

Jason pumped out 50 Hatteras Presses so his pythons would pop for the ladies on the boat

by hansy f August 22, 2014

hatterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to felt, or satin hats.

Cole: Bro, you gotta come with us to the party. There'll be plenty of cute girls there.
Hank: Sorry man, but i'm hatterosexual.

by human soul December 22, 2017

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cape Hatteras

n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.

You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.

by yoaudo April 24, 2008

hattersley

A euphemism for sex.

I wanted to take Rick to Hattersley, but he wasn't in the mood.

by Hard Times August 24, 2018

Cape Hatteras Secondary School

CHSS is a school with only 300 students in it and hosts grades 6-12. Most of the guys here are tall, average, white fuckboys who will send pics of their dick to literally anyone. Here, everyone who is born on this island is related to each other so if you thought Alabama was bad, you haven’t come here yet. The middle schoolers try to act cool and like they are older than they are. The high schoolers are all just annoying as shit. Welcome to Cape Hatteras, where you can smell death before you even walk in. Last thing to remember is it’s a small ass school and if you do anything the whole school will know in a millisecond.

Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School

by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019