Hanson

The act of preforming various sexual acts in a Port a John. The sexual acts are but not limited to anal,oral and vaginal intercourse.

Tyler: Man, Blakes been in the Port a John forever!

**Door Opens**
**Bree and Blake walk out**
Tyler: Oh i see, Blake got a Hanson!

by Damngurlyoubefine69 December 31, 2011

Hanson

Secret code name for a hand job.

Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop

by BurntAnus December 23, 2016

Hanson

A sub-human of life...boring, emotionless, bully,

Dale Hanson life sub-human bully

by Dale Hanson September 22, 2006

Hanson

A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.

Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

Hanson

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.

"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."

by Terra Risona October 25, 2015

Todd Hanson

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.

Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.

by travis ohrn August 1, 2009