Hank

Just a more obnoxious way to say "han." If you say it frequently or really at all you're probably some white cocky douchebag. It's meant to be said when you're 1.) excited or 2.) in place of saying "that's cool dude."

1.) Friend-"Yo Mike theres so many hot girls at the party tonight!"
Mike- "HANK."
2.) Dude #1"Yo dude I just got tickets to a lil b concert!"
Dude #2 "Hank."

by Ronnie Icy Chain January 06, 2014

Hank

If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
(UK)

subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"

by ahizit March 14, 2006

Hank

The Best damm country musician in history

When I get home I,m gonnan get drunk and play some hank.

by p July 07, 2003

Hank

A guy that sleeps on the couch so often that he considers it his own room.

Did he stay here last night? Yeah, he even told the new roommate that he needed to clean the kitchen. He's such a HANK.

by SPOLLETT March 28, 2010

Hank

Hank

Ho + Skank = Hank

A man was cussing out my wife when he got tongue tied and couldn't decide between ho or skank. Out came hank!

Get out of my face you hank!

by MiklCJ January 01, 2010

Hank

Ha you thought i was going to say somthing good about this "person" but no im just putting this here so there is no more dumb names submissions

Hank: hey search my name on urban dictionary
Me: idk anyone named hank so who are you?

by zman90 February 05, 2021

Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

by BigPutz January 17, 2008