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Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin
Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok
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bachelor's handbag 

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family
Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad
bachelor's handbag by NzChippy October 17, 2021
Word of the Day on January 26, 2023

turkey skin handbag 

refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
turkey skin handbag by poodgio January 13, 2014

gay handbag 

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay
I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,
gay handbag by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

hoes handbag 

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within
Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there
hoes handbag by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

gay as a handbag full of rainbows 

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.
"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."

moree handbag 

Cardboard cask of usually cheap wine or fortified wine. Popular with indigenous Australians and single mothers, especially on dole or pension day.
On pension day in Kunnunurra the Moree handbag is the accessory of choice
moree handbag by Haummar February 23, 2008