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Gurk

Gurk görk (noun)
Describes a person (usually female) of romantic or strong platonic interest who dresses and/or accessorises well, plus points if they're the shine of your day. Often accompanied by 'yaaas' or 'slaaay'
Suh-LAAAYYY, GURK
by Soonblur October 9, 2018
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Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage
Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"
by Boppo45 July 23, 2024
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Gurking

He is gurking himself off
by The tickler 9000 March 13, 2023
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Gurked

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.
L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019
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Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting
"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"
by chimobear June 24, 2024
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Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.
Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.
by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022
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GURK

No real definition, its up to you you to decide, have fun making shit up !
"I'm about to gurk yoo' ass dawg." "Yo, you gurkin' hot shawty."
by hmmmsucc February 28, 2020
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