Guadalupe

When you fart so hard that your butt cheeks clap

i just Guadalupe on that little kid

dude did you hear that guy Guadalupe

by Riivera June 18, 2011

guadalupe

just about every other mexican person

Guadalupe tripped on her chanclas while stealing tortillas.

by nick_jo July 18, 2008

Virgin of the Guadalupe

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.

Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.

by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 25, 2007

Guadalupe

when you find out you are mexican

i am a guadalupe .shit

by miss29 January 18, 2016

Guadalupified

The condition of having had sex with a dirty Mexican.

After Playing Yu-gi-oh, Ashley was severely Guadalupified.

by Brian Varvaro May 10, 2005

Guadalupe

When you eat so much Mexican food you have blowout diahrreah. Sounds like gotta poopie.

Man that burrito is coming back to haunt me. I Guadalupe!

by DangerRuss August 29, 2014

guadalupe sunrise

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home

Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.

Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.

Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.

by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 8, 2013