Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.

Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.

by deepapahty July 15, 2009

Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.

Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.

by Consuelo K December 29, 2006

grumfuffle

1. the fuzz and dirt that collects in ones navel.
2. Belly button lint.

During omphaloskepsis, i found some grumfuffle.

by shubbs September 2, 2008

grulfy

A generic catch-all term that includes all of the baby emotions (i.e. hungry, angry, sleepy, poopy, cranky, whiny, angsty).

The emotional state of one who is about to have a temper-tantrum.

"My boss sure is grulfy this morning; I thought he was going to have a hissy-fit."

by RGLarson13 July 9, 2009

Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003