Grommet

Derogatory word for any female considered worthy of screwing. From “grommet”, meaning a rubber insert (with a hole through it), placed in a hole through metal or some other hard or sharp material, to protect a wire or pipe that passes through the material. This intimates a safe and comfortable hole into which you place your dick, cock, schlong, etc. etc. etc.

The place was chokka with grommet dude.

More grommet than you can shake your schlong at.

by Accur-a-see August 12, 2018

Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005

tasty well-groomed snatch

any positive exclamation

sweet, i found five dollars! tasty well-groomed snatch!

by Dan Garesche February 16, 2004

grommet

Vaginal orifice.

Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.

by dandi December 19, 2003

grommet

a sexy little surfer..... NEWBIE!

"look at that grommet go"

by Brooksy February 29, 2004

Grommet

A FUCKING NEWBIE.....a person who is new at what hes doin'

what the f*ck u f*cking grommet.....GET OUT OF HERE!!!

by Tha Porgeman October 30, 2003

well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.

Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.

by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011