A humorus, nimble green-eyed creature usually mischievous and overly passionate by nature. Often has red hair and a very loud mouth! Many people find the green eyed imp alluring and irresistable due to its uncanny ability to make you laugh till you wet yourself or pass out.
by vicodinvixen August 25, 2009
Get the Green Eyed Imp mug.Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)
This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.
A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.
A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
by BlueElf August 7, 2016
Get the green tea bitch mug.When you live in dirt house for so long that it grows grass on the top. This is known as the Green Top. No matter what you do NOT grow crops on top of the Green Top. A good compliment to the Green Top is the one by one wheat seed , but never on top.
"Bruh you swear it was only for one nighf but not only do you got the green top, you got the 1 by 1 wheat seed."
by Green Top March 25, 2019
Get the Green Top mug.When someone who has never had money has an opportunity to make or acquire more than they have ever had.
Jacob was getting $5000 from a settlement but owed his friend $3000, he was so greenstruck he didn't want to pay back his friend.
by Ms. Millie March 6, 2020
Get the Greenstruck mug.A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".
"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."
by maddoxlost July 3, 2018
Get the Going to Greenland mug.Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".
by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022
Get the It's Not Easy Being Greene mug.A subtle way of asking for weed, pot or Marijuana. As in "who's got green". Inspired by a Dune Rats song of the same name
by SlinkyTim December 9, 2016
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