ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

rotten grapes

A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.

How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.

by knowman December 26, 2011

grapes

purple weed- purp
good tasting weed
weed that is dark in color

i'm gettin me some grapes tonight

by cali-babe February 18, 2005

Grapes on a Plate

The best game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. It has a really awesome theme song.

"Hey, I'm looking for some cool apps for my new iTouch. Any suggestions?"

"Yeah. Grapes on a plate!"

by me597 April 18, 2010

Hanging Grapes

Another way of saying you're suffering from hemorrhoids.

I'm hanging grapes over here.

by Carrion Luggage March 2, 2010

Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.

grapes is a pr0g master

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004