Royal Goblet

Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.

That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets

by Heavydrinker123 January 22, 2018

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008

goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

by Miss Filth December 3, 2013

gooblatic

gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.

“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."

by Uptown guy October 11, 2017

Gobletee gook

A phrase used by Hank Hill to substitute a word like "shit"

Dammit Bobby, did you urinate in the sink again? im sick of this gobletee gook

by FatManatee June 5, 2021

Cum Goblets

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.

1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"

by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010

gooble

a small child, older than a toddler but not quite yet civilized

The birthday party at the nursery school was swarming with goobles.

by Clovis14 December 12, 2008