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Goatfucker

Someone who fucks with you so they also probably fuck goat.
Dude 1. Man your hear about Dylan? He got cheated on by his girl.
Dude 2. That Goatfucker!
by Swassmass October 9, 2016
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Goottucker

when you be pushin made tongue up ya bitches ass until it starts to bleed!
while giving my sister a goottucker, I contracted oral herpes
by Shirly Nuts Uckergood December 14, 2008
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goatfucker

one who is profound in the ancient art of fucking medium sized mammals, mainly goats. To practice this respected artform, simply insert yo pp into the goats dummy thicc ars.
"hey bro, did you hear Keith is a 'goatfucker'?"
by ultra-size pp extender June 14, 2020
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goatsuke

goatsuke carries anime tiktok
by goatsukefan June 29, 2021
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goatsuke

a god who don't miss
goatsuke carries anime tiktok
by goatsukefan June 29, 2021
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Goatfuckistan

A term used by some U.S. Service Members that served during The Global War on Terror (GWOT) to describe the country their deployment(s) took place. The term is based on evidence by eyewitness account of U.S. Soldiers on the ground entering an area or structure while the act of bestiality with goats was occurring. Numerous videos on LiveLeak taken by MQ-1 Predator, MQ-9 Reaper and AH-64D Apache helicopters of locals having sexual intercourse with goats on rooftops can still be found on the internet.

The term also can be a derogatory statement of any country from Northern Africa to South Asia where the dominant religious groups can be of Muslim Faith.
Soldier 1: goddamn bro i can't wait to get the fuck out of goatfuckistan.
Soldier 2: same bro, same.
by DemocracySix April 15, 2024
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