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Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.
"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"
by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005
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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008
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Georgia Goatse

The maneuver in which one partner stretches their anus and the other partner horks loogie in it.
Oh man, I just did a Georgia Goatse to my wife
by LouieLua March 6, 2008
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goatse hole

A consequence of the globally renowned goatse, a goatse hole occurs post goatse when the anus has been stretched so wide that it has become permanently enlarged. This can result in a variety of medical problems, further exhibiting how detrimental goatse can be to your health, and why you should avoid such booty mistreatment.
Did you hear about that guy from that internet phenomenon, goatse? Yeah, apparently his anus has been stretched beyond repair. It's become, well, a goatse hole!
by Thugnasty Tyrone McNugget February 11, 2014
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Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
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goatse vomit

When one sees the goatse picture, and vomits.
I'm sorry man but I goatse vomited all over your cat. My bad.
by Michael Tucker July 12, 2006
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goatse dimension

A dimension where you go, after you spread asshole so widely, that you rip in half. This dimension was first created by jar media.
Jim:"Where did that fly go?"
Alex:"he probably entered the goatse dimension"
by AIDS! March 26, 2018
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