glurp

the act of ejaculating in a condom, putting a lit firecracker within it, self-pleasuring while figging said "glurpite" up one's anus

"What's put that wide smile on your face?"

"Why, I'm glurping of course!"

by mrglurper April 30, 2025

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024