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Guantanamo Bay

noun; verb: the sex act

The act in which a female wearing a blind-fold lays with her head hanging off the side of a bed and a male, or multiple males, ejaculate in her mouth. This act refers to the notorious torture technique, "waterboarding".
Guy 1: I wanted my girlfriend to break up with me, so I gave that slut a Guantanamo Bay.
Guy 2: Did it work?
Guy 1: No, she loved it.
by CakeSmack December 31, 2010
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Guantanamo Bae

Face sitting/riding that is particularly eager, aggressive, or enthusiastic in such a way it parallels waterboarding.

Can refer to either purposeful smothering through out (like a dom/sub context), or a girl having an orgasm so explosive she loses control and unintentionally smothers her boyfriend/girlfriend's face during the lead up to and duration of the orgasm.

The "water" from the waterboarding reference can be either a really wet, creaming pussy, or a girl squirting.
I feel so bad I Guantanamo Bae 'd my boyfriend's face. I just couldn't control it. They say the heart wants what it wants. But damn. I guess the pussy does too.
by Olive989 March 17, 2023
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Guantanamo

N. Stoner (see also, Stoner, Hippie)
Guantanamo is a Stoner. A big gigantic Stoner
by Batman. June 24, 2008
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Guantanamo, as in bay, is the place where the kunals recide, along with white castle.
The movie "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" is a spoof, since kumar = kunal
by iMan Can June 20, 2008
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Guantánamo Spa Treatment

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012
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Guantanamo Bae

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.
Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...
by GuantanamoBae January 1, 2017
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Guantanamo

The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.
Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!
by Wizodin April 12, 2020
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