Definition: A grubby man whose roots stem from nurturing beginnings. Once named from caring parents, developed into a person of floggish nature without specific or singular meaning. Originating around 1992 from a region of western Australia.
(1) To do a Gerry, is do perform an action of negative consequence.
(2) To do a careless actions is do have done a Gerry.
(3) To appear to be toiling relentlessly as if the devil himself was after my soul but in actual fact im doing nothing.
(4) An example of lesser being
Adjective) A man of simple beliefs and desire, of which drives those around to him to near insanity due to his simpleton nature. Often distinguished by the rarity of his ability contact the outside world after prolonged and consisted enforcement by those close to him.
Noun) a class of people, often present within the physical realm though easily mistaken for constantly being under the psychedelic effects of mushrooms. but don’t be fooled, that would be a great accomplishment if one such Gerry could perform to such a desired level.
(1) To do a Gerry, is do perform an action of negative consequence.
(2) To do a careless actions is do have done a Gerry.
(3) To appear to be toiling relentlessly as if the devil himself was after my soul but in actual fact im doing nothing.
(4) An example of lesser being
Adjective) A man of simple beliefs and desire, of which drives those around to him to near insanity due to his simpleton nature. Often distinguished by the rarity of his ability contact the outside world after prolonged and consisted enforcement by those close to him.
Noun) a class of people, often present within the physical realm though easily mistaken for constantly being under the psychedelic effects of mushrooms. but don’t be fooled, that would be a great accomplishment if one such Gerry could perform to such a desired level.
Example (1)
Me: “hey man, did you see you see that girl? She’s totally into me!”
Mate:” better take her out soon otherwise you may get gerry’ed!”
Me:” surely no one would do that to me, that’s a dog move”
Example (2)
*me busy washing up the dishes when suddenly I do a goof, slip, drop a plate and break it carelessly on the ground*- “well I Gerry’ed that didn’t I!”
Example (3)
*boss walks into me diligently working after hear him coming at the last moment, quickly throwing my golf puter under the desk and kicking the cup with the gold ball in it aside frantically before sitting down in a scruff* Gerry: Hey Gary(boss)! I didn’t hear you coming, what can I do for you?
Gary(Boss): “Gerry, we are super busy today and as a priority today can you please finish this critical task? Happy to pay you over time to get it sorted!?”
Gerry: “I will try boss, but I’m super busy with stuff from another department and they said it was life or death to get it done asap! Sorry I wish I could help and I will try but I cant promise anything”
Gary(boss): “okay but please try!”
Gerry: *yelling out as the boss walks away* “Id walk to hell and back for you boss so ill try my best!” *(Gerry thinking to himself) * “I wonder if I can finally get that extra stroke of my putting by the end of the day if he stop interrupting me? -Ive totally just Gerry’ed my boss!”*
Example(4)
A king standing before his minion: “bow before me gerry”
Me: “hey man, did you see you see that girl? She’s totally into me!”
Mate:” better take her out soon otherwise you may get gerry’ed!”
Me:” surely no one would do that to me, that’s a dog move”
Example (2)
*me busy washing up the dishes when suddenly I do a goof, slip, drop a plate and break it carelessly on the ground*- “well I Gerry’ed that didn’t I!”
Example (3)
*boss walks into me diligently working after hear him coming at the last moment, quickly throwing my golf puter under the desk and kicking the cup with the gold ball in it aside frantically before sitting down in a scruff* Gerry: Hey Gary(boss)! I didn’t hear you coming, what can I do for you?
Gary(Boss): “Gerry, we are super busy today and as a priority today can you please finish this critical task? Happy to pay you over time to get it sorted!?”
Gerry: “I will try boss, but I’m super busy with stuff from another department and they said it was life or death to get it done asap! Sorry I wish I could help and I will try but I cant promise anything”
Gary(boss): “okay but please try!”
Gerry: *yelling out as the boss walks away* “Id walk to hell and back for you boss so ill try my best!” *(Gerry thinking to himself) * “I wonder if I can finally get that extra stroke of my putting by the end of the day if he stop interrupting me? -Ive totally just Gerry’ed my boss!”*
Example(4)
A king standing before his minion: “bow before me gerry”
by judas11 November 17, 2020
An ugly toucan or sometimes referred to as a feral rat, that squawks and scavengers for food. He pretends people are non existent and is a lame sugar daddy. His nose is protruding from his stinky face like a toucan, in the jungle. Some people expplain him as medusa
"Eleftheria": You are as ugly as Gerry, you couger!
"Maya": Excuse me don't ever compare me to someone so ugly!
"Maya": Excuse me don't ever compare me to someone so ugly!
by GerryFinder.com May 23, 2019
A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.
I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.
by #1stachfan February 15, 2010
A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.
Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor?
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.
Can also be used as a verb.
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.
Can also be used as a verb.
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.
Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
by philfromphilly February 18, 2008
Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 01, 2021
by JHawley73 May 01, 2019