Guinness Godmother / Godfather 

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

Guinness Godmother / Godfather by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Godmother 

A person who was there when a child was baptized and is a close friend to the mother or father, it says on google that it is a great honor to be a godmother or godfather. Personally I do not like small children.

“She is your godmother, she is like another mom to you”

Godmother by Kermit The Yandere June 12, 2020

Dead Grandmother

Vegemite

I feel like some Dead Grandmother on toast

Dead Grandmother by PatSndrs November 11, 2020

grandmothers mink coat 

The hairball you shit out after giving head to an extremely hairy man.

After giving Nico a blowjob, I dropped my grandmothers mink coat off at the porcelain idol.

grandmothers mink coat by mirk the man May 17, 2011

Grandmother trying to catch a duck 

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it

well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck

Grandmother trying to catch a duck by Boi boi mega edge! May 28, 2018

grandmother 

Parent's mother.

My grandmother is a good person.

grandmother by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

grandmother heroin 

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

grandmother heroin by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020