Someone's gay husband. Usually a female's best friend who happens to be gay. Or a female's husband on facebook who is gay. Husband meaning best friend, not actually meaning that they're married. It's like... a joke.
Emily: "If Matt's gay, then why is he listed as your husband on facbeook?"
Jenna: "He's my gausband! DUH."
Jenna: "He's my gausband! DUH."
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Adjective; meaning excessively extravagant, cool, stylish. Giving off swagger. Based off the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel The Great Gatsby.
by P. Knile Plasty April 28, 2013
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I got off late from work and managed to hop on the last Gatsby Express.
Had to get home early, good thing I caught a Gatsby Express.
Had to get home early, good thing I caught a Gatsby Express.
by Mr Softside December 26, 2012
Get the Gatsby Express mug.A high school based in Rochester, New York which is a prison where parents who don't give a shit about their kid send them. The groups that are most common in schools are PR's, ignant black people who stab others with rat tail combs, white people who think they're as black as Djimon Hounsou (from Blood Diamond), and most of the county's whores who produce a fair percentage of it's population. And don't forget that half of the school's population that sell drugs and are pimps. And the other half are innocent kids who are thrown in there because it's cheep and teaches them how to survive in the wild. Also, the school finds it necessary to put most of the black kids in the purple hall.
Jim: Yo dude, you hear about Gates Chili High School?
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!
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Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
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