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midnight garage sale

Unwanted but still usable items and objects left at the curb or in the alley for other people to take.
Sheila was lucky to find a small bookshelf for her new apartment at the midnight garage sale.

We don't need that old pot anymore. Put it in the midnight garage sale.
by MamaBear63 July 22, 2010
mugGet the midnight garage salemug.

“Garage sale at 1223”

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
mugGet the “Garage sale at 1223”mug.

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello March 9, 2014
mugGet the vampire garage salemug.

Garage Sale

A really bad fall in skiing when you lose all your equipment. Used often in Whistler.
Oh dude. Are you ok? You lost your ski, poles, gloves and toque. That was a garage sale.
by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.
Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.
by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009
mugGet the garage sale memug.

Garage Sale

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.
Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
by Shuastereno October 23, 2012
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

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