give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.

Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

by shpajz January 23, 2017

give your meat a good ol' rub

hehe boi

give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

a good ol' rub

when you give your meat (chicken, stake, ect..) a good ol' rub

Person 1: "my meat isn't cooking right!"

Person 2: "just give your meat a good ol' rub!"

by one nibba December 4, 2017

the good ol' twenty eight

the good ol' twenty eight starts out like any good night, with your forefinger in a bitches cootch. as you slowly caress, she begins to loosen up and moan. soon after that you add your middle finger to the party, namely to increase the pleasure. at this point she is in heaven. here is where you throw the curveball, the pinky in the stinky. needless to say she is shocked but so overcome by passion she lets it slide, dare i say begins to enjoi? you continue as mentioned for a little while longer as your woman learns to love this twist of events. but you are not done my friend, oh not even close. as she begins to once again fall back into ectasy you slide your ring finger into the back door as well. she doesnt complain. you continue and even venture the thumb for a little romp on the brown side. she absolutely loves it. when your woman is writhing in pleasure you know its time for the good ol' twenty eight. right as she begins to climax, you slam your other fist squarely into her anus, while screaming at the top of your lungs "the good ol' twenty eight baby!!" as you can see there are two in the pink and eight in the stink. the good ol' twenty eight has been around for ages and is enjoyed by many, needless to say, there is always high fives all around

it was common practice for the ancient mayans to give their wives the good ol' twenty eight before a hunt, the blood on their hands and the high fives all around pleased the spirits greatly.

by Arex November 11, 2006

The good ol' Scoop-n-Boop

Cumming on someones belly button, scooping the cum out with a finger and booping the partner on the nose.

Friend A: You know what? I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday!
Friend B: But did you do the good ol' Scoop-n-Boop?
Friend A: Of course I did.

by EscalnyonIV July 3, 2022

out-good-ol'-boyed

A term typically used in the South which refers to being defeated in a political contest by an opponent who is more folksy, and therefore, better at appealing to regular American voters.

After losing his election for Congress, George W. Bush vowed he would never be out-good-ol'-boyed again.

by Professor RRRR May 2, 2016

The good Ol days of music

Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS OF MUSIC.

Yeah. Every generation says that. Fact is, countless excellent bands are created every day, many excellent new bands will be made and their fans will grow up to say that was the apex of music.

Basically, piss off.

*the good ol days of music doesn't exist, its an illusion

by datguy1&datguy2 June 23, 2011