when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.
by jeremy nemeth bitch June 14, 2007
Get the Fuck Monkeymug. The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
by DocFlox March 22, 2010
Get the the man who fucked the monkeymug. 1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
Get the Fuck me like a monkeymug. Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
by Shabang me February 23, 2009
Get the Get To The Fucking Monkeymug. by handless April 26, 2009
Get the ya fucking monkeymug. An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 5, 2011
Get the Virtual Fuck Monkeymug. 1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 24, 2007
Get the share the fucking monkeymug.