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Fuck You In Advance

when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.
getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
Fuck You In Advance by zachus22 October 18, 2008
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fuck off in advance 

verb. the act of fucking off In Advance without being told.
Fuck off in advance I'm not interested in any further communication with you.
fuck off in advance by Fina_22 January 8, 2014

Tittie fuck in the ass 

1: A sexual act when one slides their penis through their partners ass cheeks in a rocking back and forth motion similar to that of a hot dog sliding back and forth between a canal.

2: The sexual action of tittie fucking applied to the buttocks canal.

3: A means of expressing frustration
1: Bob: "So how was your night with big booty judy?"

Craig: "We didn't have sex, but the good news is I got to Tittie fuck in the ass."

2: "It looked like I was sliding a hot dog down a very narrow hallway when I was tittie fucking her in the ass."

3: "Tittie Fuck me in the ass! I just failed that chem test."

skull fuck in the ass

V. The art of skull fucking in the asshole originated in the lower region of China when this little boy named kong ate a meat popatart and had a vision..
No one really knows what this is or how it's done, still a mystery left unsolved.
Kongfu: I skull fuck in the ass other day, then I skull fuck mom in ass newb.

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE 

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore
I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally 

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"