fritzler

verb. the act of getting desperately lost, especially if fully equipped with navigational aids like GPS, map, compass, etc. Alternately, to seek love on the internet when all other human venues have failed.

Joe tried to take a trip to Vegas but he fritzlered and ended up in Baker, California instead. OR: Mike is very tired because he was up all night fritzlering on Yahoo Singles.

by super scout 221 May 25, 2006

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Fritzl

Varb used to describe a locking someone/thing in a celler for 30 years, violently raping and beating it repeatedly, having rape babies with it, and then proceedind to violently rape these babies. The term 'perfect frizl' is used to describe the action where the thing being fritled is the child of the fritzler.

'How did you test go today?'
'I got fucking fritzled by that cunt!'

Ramal was so shit at mini golf - he repeatedly got fritzled!!!!

by Don Singh June 11, 2008

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Fritzled

1) To get locked in a basement in Central Austria for 24 years (sometimes more or less), and give birth to the children of your own father...

2) To go out and get so wasted, you feel like you've been locked in a basement for 24 years...

3) To fuck something up on such a major scale, that it may as well have been locked in a basement in Austria for 24 years...

1) As Elizabeth left the basement, she felt as though she had been Fritzled for quite a while... 24 years to be precise.

2) Went at it hard last night, woke up with a mouth as dry as Gandhi's sandal and I'm hangin hard now. I'm totally Fritzled.

3) Shit, my laptop is totally Fritzled. Hard-drive is just filled with Austrian hardcore porn...

by J.Fritzl March 22, 2010

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