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Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017
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Fourth Wheel

A second third wheel, usually used to balance out a third-wheel situation; someone added to a group of three so no one is left alone.
Jimmy: "Hey Bobby, you should invite George as a fourth wheel so that Harold isn't left out."

Bobby: "Yeah, I'd hate having to leave Harold as a third wheel."

Harold: "Thanks, I think."
by catsonmeth October 16, 2012
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fourth drink instinct

the last drink before someone passes out from too much alcohol.
the drinker usually has asked for "one more" drink before the fourth drink instinct takes effect, letting the drinkers friends know that they are going to pass out.
The fourth drink instinct let us all know that kelcie was about to pass out after one to many vodka shots
by Catyy June 18, 2007
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Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.
Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!
by Ching ching! July 1, 2009
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fourth wall

In theatre, the side or sides of the set facing the audience that have no physical reality. The audience and actors aknowledge this deliniation as a convention of theatre, unless the director chooses to "break" the fourth wall.
by Andrew January 19, 2005
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Floppy Fourths

n. like sloppy seconds, but floppier, and the fourth time
by warren November 26, 2002
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