Furby

Furry little bitch who sits on your desk and says "feeeeeed me" until you want to smash it with a hammer

Shut up damn Furby before I club you in the head with this toaster oven!

by Dana T. April 29, 2008

furby

Pretty much the worst gift that I ever received. I ended up skinning it and discovering a wonderfully mechanical robot-looking creature beneath the woolly mess. Furby pelts are great gifts for those with understanding senses of humor.

I plan on mounting my furby pelt above the mantle.

by Pingaling July 14, 2007

furby

A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology.

"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com

by Churusaa May 6, 2006

Four by four

Military: Squared away, shipshape

Officer: "How's that job I asked you to take care of?"

Proud Enlisted Man: "It's four by four, Sir. Ready to Rock and roll."

by Mosin Nagant March 14, 2014

furby's dance

A furby's dance is one that you have to balance a furby on your head while you're dancing.

"Want to go to a furby's dance?"
"NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"

by FurbyFreeLand June 16, 2004

Furby

A 6-inch electronic toy, monster to some, nuisance to most. Mostly purchased with the intention of dismantling or smashing into bits.

My Furby got all jammed up, and made this nasty burning smell, so I threw it in the trash compactor.

by Gamex July 7, 2003

furby

a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer.

Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.

I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.

by Mr. Stiffy October 16, 2007