a fortnight kid, typical age range around 7-15, is a kid or teenager that plays fortnight, like, too much fortnight. common stereotypes being smelly, stupid, not financially aware, annoying, spoiled, rude, terrible at roasting or overall weird.
“haha, look, its the fortnight kid!”
fortnight kid:
“ waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa look at me stupid on my ps5 with cheeto fingys cussing my mama out for v bucks waaaaaa waaaaaa”
fortnight kid:
“ waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa look at me stupid on my ps5 with cheeto fingys cussing my mama out for v bucks waaaaaa waaaaaa”
by SimpyWimpy !! April 10, 2023

Libby - "The past 24 hours are the longest I've been sober in like two weeks"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"
by Penguin Waffle October 11, 2011

by i have an 12 pen15 in my ass February 15, 2018

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.
by Xantipe January 27, 2018

this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)
the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste
by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

by No nutt April 14, 2019

Congrats you either spelt a game name wrong or are a major swifty, if neither, use a normal dictionary
Guy 1: You this dude spelt Fortnite Wrong!
Guy 2: Really how did he spell it?
Guy 1: He said Fortnight instead of Fortnite
Guy 2: if we’re speaking then how do you know he made the spelling error?
Guy 1: Idk
Guy 2: Did you just abbreviate I don’t know outside of text?
Guy 1: probs
Guy 2: I dunno why we’re still friends
Guy 2: Really how did he spell it?
Guy 1: He said Fortnight instead of Fortnite
Guy 2: if we’re speaking then how do you know he made the spelling error?
Guy 1: Idk
Guy 2: Did you just abbreviate I don’t know outside of text?
Guy 1: probs
Guy 2: I dunno why we’re still friends
by Tdnnu February 23, 2025
