Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Another word for a vagina
TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.
by TEEJA May 6, 2018
