First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 May 08, 2012

first name my last name

To take someone's first name + my + last name. So it becomes something quite dirty.

For example (first name my last name): you can Chris my Jones anytime, if you know what i mean!

by Remmie remmie December 09, 2006

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 05, 2006

remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

Hmm? Did you really type this? Did you see the tiktok trend? Where you remove the first letter and the last letter of your name? SMH

Person: Have you ever removed the first letter and the last letter out of you name than write it in urban dictionary?
Me: no-
Me: searches remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

by MaybeAFurry May 21, 2021

my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese April 25, 2018

remove the first letter and last letter of your name

a tiktok trend when users take off the first letter and last letter of their name.
example: jessica = essic
stephanie = tephani

you can remove the first letter and last letter of your name as part of an trend on tiktok! You can also do this with other names (for example: shabnam) and it becomes habna! lololololololololololololololololololol

by thecharacterwannie June 05, 2022

MACLonnBeveLi the first and last DON

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 1.1onnie Benningfield junior and 9 law breakers and 10 South side riders by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created maclonnbeveli the first and last DON. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 28, 2022