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a latent aplaince fetishist

a person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratificatoin can only be achived through the use of machines.
by sky November 15, 2006
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CV fetishist

A person, who focuses his entire life solely on his cv. A CV fetishist will only perform activities, that will end up benefitting his CV and refrain from actions that are of no interest to the potential employer.

Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV.
Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.
Person 1. :What has Jack been doing lately?
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community.
Person 1: I thought he hated negros.
Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist.
by Am_dream October 30, 2009
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Fart fetishist

A weirdo with an off the wall sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation.
by DonnyDDD October 11, 2010
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Fart fetishist

A weird individual with a ratjer bizarre sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010
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Fart fetishist

A weirdo with a bizarre and unusual sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by DonnyDDDDD October 10, 2010
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Fart fetishist

A weirdo with an off the wall sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation.
by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010
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Genital fetishist

The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.
Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside
by butt cracker jack November 18, 2018
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