Skip to main content

Fathology 

Fathology is a Religion, it is a religion where we believe in the almighty God, similar to Christians, but we don't bother try to make ourselves better people, and we don't bother follow anything from the Bible other then the "belive in God part" because I have made exstinsive research, and the Bible says "all you gotta do is believe and ask for forgivness to get into heaven" and we do, then we go back to the terrible people we were.
Daniel "Hey Reid whats up?" Reid "I'm just so moved by todays Church service!!!" Daniel "HA! you and I both know you don't really give a shit" Reid "...yeah you're right" Daniel " you should join Fathology! it's basically christian, but without the 'obeying the bible' part" Reid "I'll JOIN!!!"
Fathology by Daniel is God June 19, 2006
Fathology mug front
Get the Fathology mug.
See more merch
The study of farts
Mom: What did you learn at school today son.

son: We spent the whole day learning about fartolegy.
Fartolegy by ToungePuncher October 20, 2010

Fapeology 

The act of a fake apology,

To give someone a fake apology to shut the fuck up.
Jim:"why did you apologize to your girlfriend when you did nothing wrong?"
Jack:"dont worry it was just a fapeology"
Fapeology by teeteetata November 4, 2009
Frolicking through a field butt-naked whilst reading a book on marketing
Oh you were doing a bit of frology yesterday I see!
Frology by tommoodx April 30, 2015
The science behind the inner workings of the humble fart. Fartners are masters in fartology.
Rob used cutting edge fartology on his fartner Grace to help her understand how his farts could be both wet and dry all at the same time, she was very impressed.
Fartology by MrLetGo April 7, 2026
The science behind the inner workings of the humble fart. Fartners are masters in fartology.
Rob used fartology to explain to Grace why his fart was both wet and dry all at the same time. Grace was impressed and baked him a cake.
Fartology by MrLetGo April 7, 2026

Fartnology 

Our new fart app uses cutting edge, next generation, fartnology to bring you the most robust farts ever conceived by man or beast.
Fartnology by jorasp June 21, 2011