fake-ass-bitch

some one who thinks that they are the shit, and can do whatever they want and thinks that everyone likes them. even though no one does.

this person will claim to do things, and never do.

person1:"man, that martin king kid is a fake-ass-bitch."

person2: "yeah, i heard someone hit a whole in his window, and then he was acting like every drug dealer in the area was gona do sometihng about it."

person1:"hahah nope. he wont do shit."

person2:"your right..he is a fake-ass-bitch"

person1:"yep."

by tstar* August 3, 2006

fake ass bum

Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.

Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.

by Real over fake April 13, 2017

fake ass cuh

Someone who you’ve believed to be FAMILY ur whole lyfe and then turns out to be a lying ass snake ass mutha fucka.

Kali: bruh u is my family... like dat shit is legit

Brooke: I fucks wit ur bish
Kali: wow u lyin ass snake. U is a fake ass cuh

by Koolkali January 4, 2018

Fake Ass Friends Day

You Expose and drop a pic of friends who acted/were fake asf on Oct.15

Guess what it's Fake Ass Friends Day.. I gotta lot of bitches to post

by Babygurll.jaee October 8, 2019

Fake-ass Fan

Someone who claims to be a big fan of a certain band, has a shitload of the band's merchandise(hats,tees, braclets neckties), yet in reality, this person only knows a few of the bands actual songs, usually greatest hits. Bands which are the targets of fake-ass fans are usually old rock bands like AC/DC,Led Zeppelin,The Doors,KISS and The Ramones. But this can be consistant with any kind of musical artist. Excessive owning of such merchandise can also mean a weak attempt to look "cool" or "hardcore"

Jimmy had pretty much every single bit of KISS merchandise, everything from toothpaste to socks to braces. But when asked to list some of his favorite songs of theirs he could only think of two of their songs,"Rock and roll all night" and "Strutter". He was a fake-ass fan.

by Marc. O January 12, 2008

Fake ass bitch

A backstabbing bitch, whenever you meet one at first she seems amazing. Like the perfect bestfriend, but once you open up to her you soon find out she is a crazy sociopathic fake ass bitch. She pulls you in with her lies and stories and always makes you feel like shit. She often gets jealous when you hang out with anybody that isn’t her becuase she truly believes that she deserves to be the center of your attention. If you ever try and not be friends with her she turns psycho and tells you “your nothing without her” Usually has brown or blonde hair and thinks she’s better than everyone else. In the end she has no friends and results to homeschool/moves to Virginia Beach cuz she failed freshman year.

-“eww who is that”
-“oh that’s a fake ass bitch, she’s not worth your time”

by I’m not wrong .. November 3, 2018

Fake-Ass Gangsters

When you talk shit about a person you don't like behind their backs but act all cool with them like ya bests friends.

Thot 1: Dang, that bitch eyebrows look like booty meat.

Thot 2: Hell fawk yeah, and she smell like it too.

Thot 3: Hey ladies, how's my eyebrows? Ain't they on fleek?

Thot 1 & 2: Girl, they so pretty!

So there you have it. Thats a fake-ass gangsters. And also if u dislike this definition then that means you also a fake-ass gangsters.

by Uchiha Savages February 17, 2017