FAIZAAN

An idiot who reminds the teacher about homework, does all the work during group projects and gets no tail until his high school reunion.

Friend; you wanna jump Faizaan after class?
Friend: HELL YEAH!

by ReaperBanger February 19, 2023

National throw Faizaan day

OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!

Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....

Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day

by RM #MOB October 6, 2020

Faizan

Faizan is a name give to someone to indicate that they are a Mistake and are constantly reminded of that by their name.

That person is such a faizan

by SugoiOnna October 19, 2019

fazhan

Fazhan is so hot and sexy, usually wears glasses and is Muslim. Fazhan gets all the girls around him and gets a lot of date night requests!

Fazhan is so cute that you will fall in love with him instantly.
He can sometimes be ugly!

Fazhan is the sexmaster

by Okofjskfj July 30, 2021

Faizan

a literal fuckboi

Guy one: Did you hear about Paan yesterday? What a fucking faizan!

by Khalish Zaman September 8, 2018

Faizaan

Noun; A faizaan is someone who everyone bullies. He is realistically intensely bullyable. Hes into dominant blondes and refuses to admit it. If you ask him a question theres a 50% chance he will chuckle in response. It’s utterly annoying. He has had this car pillow from the age of 7 and refuses to let go of it. Hes gay. Very gay. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HE JS THE GIRL BESTIEEE

Person 1: why are you telling him that… thats tmi
Person 2: dw faizaans kind of the girl bestie

by lemonnpieperson July 27, 2022

Faizan

Faizan is a person who has a beautiful personality, he is also a long guy that is very sexy, he is caring and giving but may not always admit it. He is gorgeous teenagers with nice hair and a smile that doesn't fail to make people happy. He is disciplined and victorious and his friends appreciate him so much. He is the type to have abit of "hood" inside him which some people may dislike but his smart and intelligent look is most preferred. He will be successful and happy!

Get a Faizan!

by paki0318er July 14, 2019