n.
1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.
Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.
Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.
by jason "jewboy" tracy July 14, 2008
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Acting reasonably and fair within the circumstances of a given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally).
Being as objective and fair based on information provided/acquired within the context of the situation.
Being fair given the context of a situation, of the time(1800's fairfully is different than 2011's fairfully), of the rules(ex. laws, covenants,etc)
Not necessarily being perfectly fair from a all knowing/omniscient/ third person movie perspective. It more depends on context and knowledge of the situation based on perspective while trying to be objective.
If the situation falls under being fairfull under omniscient standards whether by luck or other means ,this would fall under being Perfectly Fairfull or Perfectly Fairfully.
If being Perfectly Fairfull but still falling under the definition: Acting reasonable and fair given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally while not being overly intuitive or assuming) than that still falls under being Fairfull while just happening to be Perfectly Fairfull.
Acting reasonably and fair within the circumstances of a given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally).
Being as objective and fair based on information provided/acquired within the context of the situation.
Being fair given the context of a situation, of the time(1800's fairfully is different than 2011's fairfully), of the rules(ex. laws, covenants,etc)
Not necessarily being perfectly fair from a all knowing/omniscient/ third person movie perspective. It more depends on context and knowledge of the situation based on perspective while trying to be objective.
If the situation falls under being fairfull under omniscient standards whether by luck or other means ,this would fall under being Perfectly Fairfull or Perfectly Fairfully.
If being Perfectly Fairfull but still falling under the definition: Acting reasonable and fair given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally while not being overly intuitive or assuming) than that still falls under being Fairfull while just happening to be Perfectly Fairfull.
The officer after seeing only part of what happened, fairfully asked around and based upon the information acquired(intuitively who it came from reasons, motives and externally from the information given).
Roommate A after being told by both Roommate B, C that Roomate D had stolen A's book after finding said book in D's stuff with hateful writing about roommate A that involved D's handwriting fairfully confronted roommate D. Based on the situation it would be fairfull if roommate A pressed roommate D if roommate D shrugged it off. But in order to be fairfull to roommate A could not be a dick when first confronting roommate D. If roommate D was disrespectful and very much an trouble to roommate than roommate A might fairfully escalate the confrontation but only if roommate A was being fairfull when initially confronting D also based upon the information previously acquired earlier. It should be noted that if A unfairfully acquired some of said information( perusing through D's stuff than A is not being fairfull initially and only partially fairfull after the fact)
Sometimes the easiest way to be fairfull is to be respectful and reasonable.
Roommate A after being told by both Roommate B, C that Roomate D had stolen A's book after finding said book in D's stuff with hateful writing about roommate A that involved D's handwriting fairfully confronted roommate D. Based on the situation it would be fairfull if roommate A pressed roommate D if roommate D shrugged it off. But in order to be fairfull to roommate A could not be a dick when first confronting roommate D. If roommate D was disrespectful and very much an trouble to roommate than roommate A might fairfully escalate the confrontation but only if roommate A was being fairfull when initially confronting D also based upon the information previously acquired earlier. It should be noted that if A unfairfully acquired some of said information( perusing through D's stuff than A is not being fairfull initially and only partially fairfull after the fact)
Sometimes the easiest way to be fairfull is to be respectful and reasonable.
by MVANISH November 30, 2011
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Yet still we are faithful; to steal the title of a movie that played in New England this past spring, still we believe. Tonight we'll once again fill the old green church of baseball on Lansdowne Street, in some part because it's the only church of baseball on Lansdowne Street, in some part because it's the only church of baseball we have; in large part because--even on mornings like this, when the clean-shaven Yankee Corporate Creed seems to rule the hardball universe--it's still the only church of baseball we can really love. No baseball team has ever come back from a three-games-to-none deficit to win a postseason series, but a couple of hockey teams have done it, and we tell ourselves it has to happen sooner or later for a baseball team, it just has to. We tell ourselves Derek Lowe has one more chance to turn 2004 from tragickal to magickal. We tell ourselves it's just one game at a time. We tell ourselves the impossible can start tonight. -Steven King in FAITHFUL, a chronicle of the 2004 season, on Red Sox fans going into Game 4 of the ALCS
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I hadn't seen my girl in 8 months, but man ... I gave her the best faithful eruption she's ever had.
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