Excitement

The feeling you get from certain fabrics and clothes, mainly soft and comfy pants.

"I'd love to take you home and get into those pants tonight."

"You can't get into my excitement."

Excitement by Allisynwonderland September 24, 2017

Awkward Excitement 

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.

Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-

Awkward Excitement by LoannahForever January 12, 2011

Boring Excitement 

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

Boring Excitement by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

Brown Excitement 

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

Brown Excitement by curley19 May 14, 2011

Facebook excitement 

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

Facebook excitement by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Excitement contractions 

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.

"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"

Excitement contractions by Hue555 January 12, 2019

Excitement Vampire

Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.

An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.

I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!

Excitement Vampire by tannerac May 2, 2019