EWAShock

A EWAShock also known as a "Video Game Jobber" is someone who makes other players look good. Unlike an actual "jobber", a EWAShock doesn't lose on purpose, but truly believes they are the best.

Person 1
"Did you go to that tournament last weekend? Man, I felt like I was in a room full of EWAShocks!"

Person 2
"That's funny, was he convinced he was still better than you after you beat him?"

by Big Bob Schlacci August 22, 2011

evasivicity

extreme quality of evasion; avoiding answering all questions.

His evasivicity is incredibly frustrating.

by BD416 September 2, 2014

Eashna

A super cool and amazing person with many admirable characteristics.

Everyone wants to be Eashna because she has a really cute dog.

by Socerrr game 61728 June 17, 2020

Eashen

A person who has a huge penis and cares for his friends

I love you mate your an eashen

by Omar syed February 9, 2021

eashani

A fun loving person with crazy energy

Girl: she's cool, she's an eashani

by Eashani17 April 24, 2021

Eashwar

A cool ass mf whos crazy at Valorant and Challenger on League (Anivia one-trick), he also pulls every single bitch in a 50 mile radius so watch out.

Person 1: "Yoooo, I heard Eashwar's in town for VCT next week."
Person 2: "Shit, I gotta go leave with my girlfriend cause he's a magnet, thanks for telling me."
Person 1: "He dope asf though."

by Arjun_Patel July 21, 2022

Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010