evan

one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

by dfjhgoerhgf August 17, 2009

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to lie about something ridiculous.

person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.

by ballin72 March 22, 2008

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a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics

evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k

by some guy from connecticut April 13, 2008

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A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 09, 2017

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evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 31, 2020

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