etard

Someone who is technologically "challenged"; out of sync with modern everyday technology, like not being able to operate the gas pump even.

Can't you just email it to me? What are you etarded?

by drd79 January 04, 2010

Etard

Anyone named Ethan that invests in a company called Zion Oil & Gas

Dude that guy is bonkers for investing in Zion Oil & Gas. Nah bro, he's just an Etard!

by WonderValley September 03, 2018

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 15, 2010

etard

electronic + retard

A word that decribes someone that is electroniclly challanged, generally someone that has no clue how to use their computer or other "gadgets" and "gizmos".

"She was such and etard she couldn't even turn on her computer."

by brownhorse October 04, 2008

Etard

Someone who picks 'E' on a Multiple Choice quiz when there are only four possible answers (A,B,C, or D). A combination of retard and 'E'. Especially true if the quiz is given using clickers in a university lecture, and the distribution of answers is shown to the class.

When 25% of a class chooses answer E, and E doesn't exist, you have a lot of Etards.

by Yoddle McPhearson April 05, 2009

etard

someone who can't grasp the basics of forwarding,
replying, reply-alling and cc-ing emails!

Paul cc'd himself on an email he sent earlier - etard!

Sorry Paul, I appear to have copied in Carl instead of you...???!!! - etard!

by superstarbob November 02, 2007

etard

a person who is not retarded but is just stupid

corey:stop talking about magnets!
mackenzie:i wasnt talkingabout magnets u etard!

by macketteemmerly November 30, 2007