Mouth Employment

Blow job. Head. Nosh. etc

"That was a cracking Mouth Employment"

by 182Mikey May 5, 2009

Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.

I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023

Employer

The degenerate who caused legislators to step in when children were losing arms in the factories, and get the companies to adopt safe practices and pay workman's comp. Employers are the scummiest individuals in existence. legislators had to step in and create child labor laws and other related legislation, because of their degeneracy. Many employers moved their child labor operations to 3rd world countries instead of staying in the United states. This is testament to how little employers care about you.

Who gives a fuck jimbo lost his arm in the fucking machine, IM A FUCKING EMPLOYER!

by BeatMeatRepeat March 18, 2023

employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.

Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.

by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022