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emPATHETIC 

An emPATHETIC is the worst length of donkey wiener you can suck. To be the pathetic portion of an emPATHETIC donkey wiener makes you moist. Not solid at all. Quite the wet nap. Ah yes, the wet nap. The mid-afternoon wet dreaming of donkey wiener nocturnal pathetic wet pants spot. You are not in tune with my emotion and therefore cannot feel my sorrow...especially since my sorrow is knowing a smooth donkey cock like you. Wiener
Donkey cock 1: hey, get a load on this gay. He's got to be the moist douchiest bean bag I've ever laid my length in.

Donkey wiener Delta: well suck me sally and enema me a burt renals. What kind of 5 guy 1 girl garage bukkake soup kitchen is this. Praise the swallowing saints of 11111 that little jailhouse jellyfish right their is Hoey, another genuine emPATHETIC, yes she's a kneeler of the weak at shlong and she will wear all their stress and shame with pride upon her emPATHETIC chin and bottle it up and sell it back to the home wrecker who produced it from his inferior wiener that smells exquisitely rank and pathetic, kinda like a burger, with manaids and cheeze. Why yes sam i am, i guess she does fancy an emPATHETIC Darche, and a much older man
emPATHETIC by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
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Empatheticless 

To have no empathy, originally to have no empathy with speeders.
Invented word by Deputy Frank, used in the popular "Fridays with Frank" - episodes in order to describe how much empathy he does or doesn't have with people (that are breaking the law, usually: Speeding).
Supposed first use: In a conversation with "Minivan Karen" on the side of the road in Pinal County, AZ
I understand that you're in a difficult transition in your life, so I am not totally empatheticless.
Empatheticless by Redfly April 3, 2024

Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field 

Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"

de-empathify 

No longer indulging in over empathetic notions or actions at the expense of one's self or others.
There's an uptick in people who de-empathify due to an uptick in more predatory behavior due to societal acceptance.
de-empathify by J Lekan February 13, 2025