Emotivational

Emotional and Motivation action

That speech was very emotivational

by Gaffer Bullus March 14, 2013

EmoTimeLow

An emotive (emu,emo) who is in love with All Time Low, the band.

She attempted suicide while listening to All Time Low, she is defenatly an EmoTimeLow.

by KaseyOsbornio April 3, 2009

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

Emotiversion

Automation that converts reasonable punctuation sequences to a graphic emoticon.

I meant to type "(!)", but emotiversion turned it into something cryptic and/or obscene.

by Wily Quixote June 24, 2014

Emotilect

The emotional level at which a person can read or be read by others steming mainly from non-verbal cues.

Sally has a high Emotilect for seeing empathy in others and uses this strength to preform her comedy show.

by Emotional Guy January 1, 2017

Emotitease

The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.

I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

Emojive

To communicate emotionally and receive emotional communication primarily through emojis rather than emotional words and phrases. It is a combination of the words, "emoji" and "emotive" and is not to be confused with emo-jive which is a subset of jive talk spoken by African-American emo girls.

Husband text: Hey honey, how about going out on a date tonight?
Wife text: sideways looking winking face emoji
Husband text: Does that mean you would like to or that going out on a date with me is boring?
Wife text: praise hands lifted emoji AND arms folded head shaking emoji
Husband text: Oh, okay, I wasn't sure, but now I am. So what sounds good?
Wife text: foot tapping emoji

Husband to colleague: My wife is so emojive, I can't tell if I'm going to have a good time to night or if I'm in the doghouse!

by inverserious February 12, 2023